For Earthlings
A homemade way to show visible support from your own window, bin, fence or front garden.
Bye By-election. Hello Binface.
Unofficial Supporter Decoration ProjectMake Your Place Count Binface
Turn your window, bin, fence or front garden into a homemade show of support for Count Binface.
No official kit. No campaign permission slip. Just cardboard, foil, democracy and mild intergalactic nonsense.
UNOFFICIAL / EARTHLING APPROVED
A quick note from Earth
Binface Your Place is an unofficial supporter decoration project. It is not run by, approved by or affiliated with Count Binface. It exists to help earthlings make their own homes, windows, bins and fences look like they support Count Binface. For the real Count Binface — news, policies, posters, merch and intergalactic leadership — visit the official Count Binface website.
START HERE / OFFICIAL POSTER
Start with the official poster
The simplest way to Count Binface your place is to print the official Count Binface campaign poster, stick it in your window, then build the nonsense around it.
- Add foil stars around it.
- Frame it with homemade bunting.
- Put a cardboard rocket beside it.
- Give your wheelie bin a matching podium.
CARDBOARD DEMOCRACY
Why Count Binface?
Because politics is already absurd. Count Binface simply has the decency to look the part.
For Democracy
A cardboard-powered reminder that voting does not have to be beige.
For Croissants, Ceefax and Lasers
The official Count Binface universe includes justice, lasers, Lovejoy, affordable croissants and the return of Ceefax.
For Maximum Pavement Visibility
The goal is simple: make passers-by think, “Ah. This household welcomes Count Binface.”
Ideas hub / BIN-READY
Missions for Count Binface-supporting households
Choose a homemade mission, raid the recycling, and make your place visibly Count Binface. Start with one window, one bin, one fence or one front garden. The aim is not polish. The aim is unmistakable democratic weirdness.
Count Binface Window Stars
Fill a front window with hanging silver stars, tiny background stars and enough shimmer to make the glass look like mission control.
Suggested slogan: Make Earth Great Again
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cost
- £0
- Time
- 35 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Hang decorations inside your own window or a window you have permission to use, and keep curtains, handles and visibility safe.
Read idea →Count Binface Rocket Window
Build the tall rocket seen in the window displays: foil body, red nose cone, round porthole and chunky fins.
Suggested slogan: This Window Supports Count Binface
- Difficulty
- Medium
- Cost
- £
- Time
- 1 hour
Tiny rule goblin says: Keep the rocket inside your window or on private ground, and do not cover essential window openings or safety features.
Read idea →Recyclon Planet Cutouts
Make Saturn-style planets from cardboard circles and oval rings for windows, fences, bins or garden stakes.
Suggested slogan: Recyclons Welcome
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cost
- £0
- Time
- 30 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Attach planets only to surfaces you control, using removable tape, string, pegs or ties.
Read idea →Count Binface Bunting Garland
String together silver, black and cardboard triangles with stars and planets, just like the bunting across the fence and door.
Suggested slogan: Make Your Place Count
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cost
- £0
- Time
- 40 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Keep bunting on your own fence, door or window; do not stretch it across pavements, shared access or public space.
Read idea →Front Garden Binface Launchpad
Create the standing rocket from the fence scene with a foil cone, circular window and big shiny booster fins.
Suggested slogan: Launching Support for Count Binface
- Difficulty
- Medium
- Cost
- £
- Time
- 90 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Keep the rocket fully on private ground, weighted safely, and away from paths where it could trip someone.
Read idea →Moon Base Binface Cutouts
Make the large moon discs from the fence display using cardboard circles, marker craters and foil highlights.
Suggested slogan: Moon Base Binface
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cost
- £0
- Time
- 30 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Do not place loose cardboard where it can blow into roads, pavements, drains or neighbours’ gardens.
Read idea →Count Binface Wheelie Bin Podium Decoration
Dress a wheelie bin as a removable Count Binface podium with a front placard, stars, planets and a clear slogan.
Suggested slogan: This Bin Backs Binface
- Difficulty
- Medium
- Cost
- £
- Time
- 1 hour
Tiny rule goblin says: Keep the bin accessible for collection, do not block pavements, and remove decorations before the bin is moved.
Read idea →Recyclon Flying Saucer
Build the little UFO from the pavement scene with a paper-plate saucer, clear dome and bright green alien pilot.
Suggested slogan: Recyclons Welcome
- Difficulty
- Absurd
- Cost
- ££
- Time
- 2 hours
Tiny rule goblin says: Use blunt, lightweight materials; keep the saucer on private ground and away from steps, pavements and wheels.
Read idea →Count Binface Support Placards
Paint the friendly cardboard signs from the fence scene: one bold slogan, one simple icon, and a few foil stars.
Suggested slogan: Vote Binface / Make Your Vote Count / Earthlings For Binface
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cost
- £0
- Time
- 35 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Place signs only in your own garden, planter or window, and avoid anything that could be mistaken for an official notice.
Read idea →Intergalactic Door Stars
Scatter lightweight foil stars over a front door for the simplest possible version of the space takeover.
Suggested slogan: Window For Binface
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cost
- £0
- Time
- 20 minutes
Tiny rule goblin says: Do not cover locks, handles, letterboxes, numbers, peepholes, bells or fire-safety features.
Read idea →OFFICIAL COUNT BINFACE
Looking for the real Count Binface?
This site helps you decorate your place. The official Count Binface site is where to find the actual campaign, policies, posters, merch, videos and intergalactic declarations.
For windows, bins, fences and other democratic surfaces.
Your street, but clearly backing Count Binface
The idea is simple: make ordinary homes look like they have joined a polite, cardboard-based uprising for Count Binface. A window gets a poster. A bin gets promoted. A fence grows a slogan. A front garden becomes a tiny democratic launchpad.
One window backs Count Binface
A single official poster, handmade sign or silver-star slogan can make support visible from the pavement.
One bin backs Count Binface
A wheelie bin already has the correct constitutional shape. It merely needs a podium, a slogan and a sense of destiny.
One frontage backs Count Binface
A door, porch, fence or garden can become homemade support for Count Binface. Keep it friendly, removable and yours.
Before and after
Before: normal windowAfter: window backing Count Binface
Before: ordinary binAfter: bin with destiny
Before: quiet fenceAfter: fence of Count Binface support
Kitchen-table democracy.
Make your place count
This is for anyone who wants to show support in the most British way possible: by making something out of cardboard and putting it in a window.
Think paper posters, foil helmets, handmade rosettes, bin podiums, garden signs, temporary bunting, cardboard planets and front-door nonsense.
Visible from the street. Made at the kitchen table.COPY BANK
Slogans to copy
Make Your Place CountThis Bin Backs BinfaceEarthlings For BinfaceMake Earth Great AgainRecyclons WelcomeCount Binface PodiumWindow For BinfaceCardboard For DemocracyAffordable Croissants NowBring Back CeefaxLasers, Lovejoy and Local Democracy
Inspiration board
The look book
Start with something small. A window. A bin. A fence. A sign. Then let visible-from-the-pavement support for Count Binface spread politely.
When politics gets weird, cardboard gets useful.
The dream: a Count Binface-supporting craft wave
A few windows become a row. A row becomes a street. A street becomes a place where everyone knows something deeply silly is happening.
That is the spirit of Binface Your Place: harmless, homemade, visible-from-the-pavement support for Count Binface.
Many homes. Many bins. Zero beige.Foil, felt tips and mild constitutional chaos.
Make it yourself
No special kit required. Raid the recycling, find the felt tips, rescue some cardboard and make something joyfully daft.
▰cardboard▤paper✦foil〰string▱tape✎felt tips▣delivery boxes★reusable decorations▢window-safe materials◯paper plates●bottle tops▧wrapping paper✧anything silver
Keep it removable, harmless and attached only to places you own or have permission to decorate.
A street-sized wave of cardboard nonsense
Homemade Count Binface-supporting project cards
VISIBLE FROM PAVEMENT
Count Binface Window Stars
Hang foil stars around an official poster to make the glass feel like mission control.
CARDBOARD DEMOCRACY
Count Binface Rocket Window
Build a foil-bodied rocket with a red nose cone, fins and a round porthole.
EARTHLING APPROVED
Count Binface Bunting Garland
String silver, black and cardboard triangles across your own fence or window.
UNOFFICIAL
Front Garden Binface Launchpad
Make a standing rocket centrepiece with a foil cone and oversized shiny fins.
BIN-READY
Count Binface Wheelie Bin Podium
Add a removable podium front, stars, a planet badge and one bold slogan.
RECYCLON READY
Recyclon Flying Saucer
Create a tiny foil saucer with a clear dome and green alien pilot.
BIG SLOGAN ENERGY
Count Binface Support Placards
Paint friendly cardboard signs with one bold slogan and a few foil stars.
Keep it friendly
Keep it kind and removable
Binface Your Place is about decorating your own space for fun. Keep it temporary, removable and friendly. Use your own home, your own window, your own bin, your own fence or somewhere you have permission to decorate.
The best version of this is cheerful, visible and harmless: something that makes people smile as they walk past, without creating mess or bother for anyone else.
The Tiny Rule Goblin says: ask permission, use common sense, and let the council sleep peacefully tonight.